Internet Detective Club

contains spoilers.

also i very much like this game. i love this so much. dialogue is funny, and i kinda find it relatable lol. also the way Kex just says Sheesh... I 😬

okay, Logen, or whatever your name was. The game closed on me before I could memorize your name. I will wait for you and this game. I like the online aspect and how they have no lives. Still have no idea who's talking though. Is Kex the bear? Is it Komatose or Kumatose?

I'm interested in the... detectiving... part. the Internet Detective Club. are there more members? perhaps Kex and Ku/omatose are the only ones that are currently walking around and their friends are online? would you be able to chat those online other detective friends through IDCChat? or is it just a lil detective duo?

Why are they going through a building that looks like a spooky school with no textures just for THE MIDNIGHT HARVEST? *scary thunder crackles*

below is my live text playthrough. yes, i was commenting while playing.

haven't even started yet, just vibing to the intro. groovy music, but the text is moving a little too fast for me. the more i watch it the more i get a headache (no offense). ok cool, i struggle a bit on pressing start but realized that you just have to press the -press start-. dialogue. oh, i can't tell who's talking. OKAY, THIS IS PRETTY COOL. i am a simp for games like these. and by "games like these", i meant stuff with like the simulated fake websites.

okay, gotta check the weather, don't know where that is but i'll find it and leave it for last.

Inspect.

Penis.

oh. i see. WHAT. KEX. WHAT. WHY IS YOUR PP GONE. oh. i see. thanks Kumatose. ohhh 😏😏😏😏😏 no shut up Kex is not a mad perverted woman

Talk To... Myself. what. yes Kex go 😍💅💅 yeah Kumatose stop being jalous.

just realized something. on Inspect, it says "Done Talking". shouldn't it be "Done Inspecting"???

Brainstorm. all right all right, i do this a lot with my brother. brain no worky?? no Kumatose don't hit her.

Spoomet!! or.. Spoohet?... Spoohnet? Spooknet?? oh my fictional god, i'm stupid. Spoofnet? anyways, IDCChat here we go. there's no time to chat !?!??!?! there's always time to chat. Alright, Popup Killer. oh wait. why did i only realize it now. after confusedly clicking on it several times, i just realized it's Popup Killer, and it literally kills popups. Alright, Cyclopedy! Funky Weather Facts! No. no way. i believe water is not wet, for water is not touching water. oh and bears like to maul little girls to death! yeah it's good Kex. don't say anything else. megsforum! let's check the threads. Oh god, no posts?!?!??! A life?!? No farting way. I'm jealous. finally, AltoVisto! good weather. nice!

...Weatherman Murders? what?... Oh, great, we're here!

what a spooky lil place, looks like a school? okay, Kex and Kumatose have no life. Okay, Kex just turned Spanish, and I'm pretty sure "amor" has no "e". Eau Parfume of Ze Dead Cat. sounds... French? OH GOD A PERSON!!!!! UNCLE ORANGESLICE HAS VITAMIN DEFICIENCY??!??!

oooooo funky music.

early childhood traumas. okay.  and yes, that is disgusting. please stop talking. UM YEAH HOLD IT RIGHT THERE KEX WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. i still don't know what this "Midnight Harvest" thing is. maybe it's like a Stardew Valley event lol.

Also, I'm confused. Is it Komatose or Kumatose? Because it keeps switching spelling.

KOMATOSE STOP-

very chill and kinda spooky music. it's like if ghosts just passively made sounds. um okay yeah did Kex just break the 4th wall? Oh, I see. It's alright, creator.

STOP KUMATOSE NO MORE BACKHANDS-

Logen... something ending with -ris???? I'm sorry, really. I seriously was not able to remember your name, no offense. You're not forgettable. It's just that the game really closed on me.